it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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