I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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