yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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