she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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