Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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