she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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