I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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