Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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