there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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