Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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