I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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