Me. At least after what I've been through.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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