there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
