I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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