I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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