part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I'm always down for nudity.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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