Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
false alarm, still single
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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