I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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