Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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