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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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