so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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