There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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