he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize