I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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