is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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