I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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