do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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