Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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