Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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