I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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