it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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