U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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