I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Banned from zoo.
Again?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
