The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We just shotgunned beers for America
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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