yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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