told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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