You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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