I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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