okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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