It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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