I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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