I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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