We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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