Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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