haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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