We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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