thus making me awesome and them whores
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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