Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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