yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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