you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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