He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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